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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 03:27

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do you feel cockroach?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

What is the reason that Worcester, Massachusetts is not as well-known as Boston and Springfield, even though it is a large city with many neighborhoods?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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