What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:27

-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.